Old woman: What are you having?
Old man: Pulled Pork.
Old woman: How far you gonna pull it?
Old man: Up to my mouth.
Different table-
"Thank God for Dick Cheney for making us safer."
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About Me
- Angelsauce
- I'm easily entertained. I laugh often. I have always loved my life, but lately even more so. I've been feeling adventurous. It's possible I am in the midst of a midlife crisis. If that's true, then I welcome you along for the ride! I am a mother to what I imagine to be one of the funniest kids I have ever met. He is as dry as they get.
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