Woman at table #58: (of her Eggs Benedict) Can I get the eggs scrambled instead of basted?
Me: Sure
Man at table #58: She's worried they won't be cooked enough and that they aren't safe.
Me: We haven't killed anyone yet.
About Me
- Angelsauce
- I'm easily entertained. I laugh often. I have always loved my life, but lately even more so. I've been feeling adventurous. It's possible I am in the midst of a midlife crisis. If that's true, then I welcome you along for the ride! I am a mother to what I imagine to be one of the funniest kids I have ever met. He is as dry as they get.
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