Table #62

Table #62 lady, "I'll have the Alabaster Tuna Melt."

Good luck with that.

Bad Boy

I must have put the emphasis on the wrong syllable as I gestured toward the picture of pie and said, "You want that bad boy?"
Table #68 man looks surprised and says, What?!"
I giggle as I realize what I have done.
He may be in more often now.

Thanks for leaving your fluids

Possible Explosive Ass

At what point did it become socially acceptable to say, "I need to be seated close to the bathroom." ? Ick ick ick!!! Stay home people!!

Table #54

Table #54: Will the sun shine through (windows) and get us?
Me: I don't know. It depends if the clouds move.

Table #10

Me: Hello. My name is Angel. I will be your server.
Table #10: Is that your real name or your stage name?
Me: I will not be dancing today.

Table #58

Woman at table #58: (of her Eggs Benedict) Can I get the eggs scrambled instead of basted?
Me: Sure
Man at table #58: She's worried they won't be cooked enough and that they aren't safe.
Me: We haven't killed anyone yet.