Saturday, August 27, 2011

Possible Explosive Ass

At what point did it become socially acceptable to say, "I need to be seated close to the bathroom." ? Ick ick ick!!! Stay home people!!

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Table #54

Table #54: Will the sun shine through (windows) and get us?
Me: I don't know. It depends if the clouds move.

Table #10

Me: Hello. My name is Angel. I will be your server.
Table #10: Is that your real name or your stage name?
Me: I will not be dancing today.

Table #58

Woman at table #58: (of her Eggs Benedict) Can I get the eggs scrambled instead of basted?
Me: Sure
Man at table #58: She's worried they won't be cooked enough and that they aren't safe.
Me: We haven't killed anyone yet.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011


STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP tucking the paper napkin in your collar before you commence to eatin' your grub in public. STOPPPPPPPP! It's just icky.