Sit Where you're Told. Please.

I wonder at the science behind pre-work lovin' and the excellent gratuities that follow.


Oh, look! You can snap your fingers! I'm on my way to show you what I can snap.


Sit where you're told and no one gets hurt.


I don't want to go out there.


You are a whole new brand of needy!


How can you be allergic to herbs AND spices? The Colonel is rolling in his grave!


Is drinking hot chocolate through a straw a good idea? Really??


Yep. I work here so I can score a date. With you!


I did meet my husband while waitressing. Don't tell. We don't want to keep any hope alive.


I actually LOVE my job.