Potential Shooter

I often wonder why waitresses don't snap more often. Damn! People can be downright rude.
Restaurantal expectations should gradually heighten the higher ones tab is and for a $200.00 meal and a $40 dollar tip, you may snap your fingers once or twice at the help. But, for a $4.99 plate of ass widening pancakes and a glass of water, you would do well to say please and thank you, because the girl delivering that pile of hot syrupy goodness is really a potential shooter.