Friday, April 9, 2010

That's a Sandwich

Ketchup is a condiment, not a blanket for your food.

If you are going to stiff me, have the decency to tell me I'm pretty first.

You are no longer a cougar if you use a walker. Please remove the zebra-striped fur from the hand grips.

That's a sandwich. Eat it. Don't make love to it.

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